If Fandoms were Countries
Sherlock:
Continuously noticing everything about other countries and making diplomats uncomfortable as a result. Some government officials may be made of jam. Or kittens. There has also been a chronic milk shortage for the past decade.
Doctor Who:
Appears larger on the inside. Also tends to disappear periodically and reappear a couple of centuries earlier.
Supernatural:
Black Chevy Impalas are the only cars in production. National anthem is 'Carry On My Wayward Son'. Everything considered funnier in Enochian.
Avengers:
Government spends majority of time playing Galaga. Does not have an army; has a Hulk. Population will ignore stupid-ass decisions made by government.
Hannibal:
Very polite to visiting diplomats before they eat them.
Night Vale:
No-one knows exactly what anyone else looks like. Dog parks are forbidden by law. Government spies wear tan jackets. Weather is musical. Cats float. McDaniels is President for Life.
LOTR/Hobbit:
Elvish is the native language. Tall blondes automatically assumed to be fabulous. Short bearded royals considered even more so.
Harry Potter:
Population is divided into Houses. All schools are boarding schools renovated from old castles. Spiders, rats and snakes treated with suspicion.
Hunger Games:
Mahogany is a major export. Soup is made with salty tears. Government has launched a major investigation into who ordered the pig.
Twilight:
Hated by most other countries.
Game of Thrones:
Lasted a week before everyone died.
Reblogged from whatisabaggins
